every little boy that has gone up to some girl that they don’t know and said “my friend wants to go out with you” and then laughed about it to their friends like they just said the funniest joke in the world needs to go to hell
Or done the same thing to a female classmate on AIM because they don’t have the guts to do it in person.
Alina Baikova, Frida Gustavsson, Melissa Tammerijn & Arizona Muse at John Galliano | Spring 2011
the only way you save moneys is by working so much that you don’t have time to spend any of it
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
A former teacher of mine just liked a “selfie” I posted on Facebook and I’m not quite sure how I’m supposed to feel about this.
Eurythmics Beethoven (I Love To Listen To)
Bruce Swedien:
I was Googling some images of Michael’s Neverland Valley Ranch, and I saw this photo, which I had not seen before. I started thinking about Neverland, and how the amusement park got so much attention, but there were so many other amazing things to discover. The big red barn was partially converted into something called the snake barn. (Some of the maps seem to call it a Serpentorium, but it was always the snake barn to me.) There were many cool “surprises” in the snake barn, but one of my favorites was a sound effect originally created in my front yard. Let me explain. Once you were inside the snake barn, there were about a dozen very large displays on either side of the guest, housing the various snakes. The lights were fairly dim, so your focus was on the snakes. We had narratives describing the snakes, and a soft layer of cricket sounds to give heighten the experience. Every eight minutes or so a pre-recorded sound of rustling grass would zip across the room through a series of speakers along the floor, from back to front. It was very fast and the guests had no idea it was coming. (I recorded a large ice chest being dragged through the ivy in my front yard). The result was often very funny, with guests thinking they were hearing a huge snake rustling past their feet! Michael loved the idea, and he would laugh his head off when he saw someone startled by our illusion. We used hidden (and not so hidden) sounds on various parts of the ranch, but the snake barn was a lot of fun to build.
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
I need to stop digging graves for myself every time I make a small mistake.
