March 2012
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February 2012
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Feb 27th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Feb 24th
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So, instead of doing organic chem problems, I'm...
Feb 24th
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leucocrystal: Things I am doing: applying to jobs online gorging myself on Girl Scout cookies making .gifs no one even asked for Things I should be doing: oh, anything more productive with my life Granted, the jobs thing is at least a plus. And in my defense, it is 10:45PM. And yet… Oh so relevant. Except here it’s 12:48 AM. What I am doing: Making screencaps no one asked for...
Feb 23rd
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“One day I want to sing with an Black American Gospel Choir in the back row, or...”
– Annie Lennox Now THAT would get me up for church in the morning.
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“I would walk on broken glass just to make out with that woman.”
– Kimberly Caldwell on Annie Lennox
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