I have convinced myself that I'm the American Rose Tyler. I'm just waiting for my Doctor.

I still wish my name was Dr. Mitch Besser.

indigo-inferno:

I wish I WAS Mitch Besser.

Touché!

But when I told my friend I was going to just steal his identity she was like… You don’t have a penis.

And then I was all, I don’t need a penis to please someone.




  1. indigo-inferno reblogged this from scandalacious and added:
    Damn right!
  2. scandalacious reblogged this from indigo-inferno and added:
    Touché! But when I told my friend I was going to just steal his identity she was like… You don’t have a penis.And then I...
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