Dalai Lama.
- V:You mean the Dalai Lama doesn't write his own tweets?
- T:Oh yeah, because OBAMA definitely writes his own tweets.
- V:Well, Tabatha Coffey writes her own tweets!
- T:That's because no one knows who Tabatha Coffey is!
- M:I know who she is!
- V:Thank God SOMEONE knows who I'm talking about.
- T:She's an angry lesbian.
- M:Hey, you two have the same haircut.
- T:The lesbian haircut.
My Mom followed me on Twitter.
She barely even USES Twitter but I promptly blocked her.
I just don’t want to be outed by my Twitter, you know?
I feel guilty though. What do I do?
ALERT THE MEDIA.
Tabatha Coffey replied to one of my flirty tweets! And not only that, she included a smiley face!!
WINNING.
Seriously, Tabatha. I know you’re in a serious relationship, but I can wait for you. ;)
TABATHA COFFEY TWEETED @ ME AND IT WAS MORE SUBSTANTIAL THAN A “?”.
If only she responded to my flirty tweets now…
(Look, y’all. I know she has a partner but a girl can dream, right?)
